Are you kidding? It's like being hugged by a thousand tiny, fluffy kittens. We've spared no expense in the pursuit of ultimate coziness. Your comfort is our obsession.

Absolutely! We encourage it. Just be prepared for strangers to ask where you got your ridiculously comfortable outfit. It's a common side effect.

Honestly, we'd be shocked. But if that happens, we'll sort it out. We're not monsters, just purveyors of supreme comfort. Check our returns policy.

Yes, but treat it with kindness. Think of it as a delicate relationship. Gentle cycles and cool water are your friends. No harsh chemicals, please!

Anyone with impeccable taste and a deep appreciation for comfort. From couch connoisseurs to casual adventurers, if you value feeling good, you're in.